Fuck Joe Talamo

dirtyshirt · 01-08-2012, 06:23 PM

Being a nice kid only gets you so far. He fucking sucks a cock at riding.

His "ride" on Industry Leader (8-1)ML in the SA 7th cost me roughly 15-20k in late pick 4's. I was on track and ran down from the clubhouse and fucking let him have it. I even told him Kristin Mulhall might as well ride her own fucking horses in the race. (yes, that was dirtyshirt if you happened to be there. )

On a morbid note, before I walked back upstairs a horse flipped on GO-GO really badly on the concrete right in front of me. Broken leg for sure. Best wishes.

dirtyshirt · 01-08-2012, 07:40 PM

He's wouldn't be a top 5 jock at Los Alamitos. Canadian jocks are horrible, and they might have him beat. Fuck, even the girls in Australia ride better.

I predict he's gone from SO-CAL very soon.

dirtyshirt · 01-08-2012, 07:42 PM

W2W chick Sarah Rook (with her injuries) could beat him by open lengths in a match race. And Faith Schorr could kick his pansy ass after.

dirtyshirt · 01-08-2012, 07:45 PM

Joel Rosario could sit backward on a full western saddle and beat him in a match race.

dirtyshirt · 01-08-2012, 07:50 PM

Bumped into Kurt Hoover (who really is a class act) after Talamo's "ride". He said he struggled to be polite and said "Yeah, I didn't want point out the painfully obvious in my call."

Does he call HRTV's races or something?

dirtyshirt · 01-08-2012, 07:53 PM

You heard it @ HRT first: Several Thistledown, Suffolk Downs, Zia Park and Turf Paradise agents are reaching out to Talamo to get his book.

He should only be allowed to ride the ponies to the gate IMO.

dirtyshirt · 01-08-2012, 08:01 PM

Talamo so bad he's like 1 for his last 150. I want drunk Tyler back!

dirtyshirt · 01-08-2012, 08:03 PM

Watching Talamo finish up on a mount is like watching Asians in the fast lane. They're going 15 miles an hour slower than everyone, and they're never going straight.

dirtyshirt · 01-08-2012, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by dirtyshirt

Talamo so bad he's like 1 for his last 150. I want drunk Tyler back!

Ok last one. Michael Baze is STILL a better jock than Joe Talamo.

kingoftherapid · 01-08-2012, 11:10 PM

seriously man? come on. at least be respectful to michael baze.

dirtyshirt · 01-09-2012, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by kingoftherapid

seriously man? come on. at least be respectful to michael baze.

No question. I was angry, drunk, and way out of line. I'm sorry to all his friends and family.

dirtyshirt · 01-09-2012, 05:32 PM

However, I will say this: If Bernie from Weekend at Bernie's was strapped to a horse he would win WAY more races than Talamo.

rhgraham · 01-09-2012, 06:11 PM

Talamo is not Canadian nor is he a "Canadian" jock.

dirtyshirt · 01-10-2012, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by rhgraham

Talamo is not Canadian nor is he a "Canadian" jock.

Thank you RG, but I know Joey and his agent, of course he's not Canadian. I was saying that Canadian jockeys suck really bad - and he's even worse.

rhgraham · 01-11-2012, 04:31 PM

Chantel is decent in more ways then one. She's Canadian.

deadpaint · 01-12-2012, 08:36 AM

I know he is struggling lately, but he wins way more than his share of stakes races out in California. If I stopped betting every jock that cost me big Pick Fours in the past six months, I would have no one left to bet.

dirtyshirt · 01-19-2012, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by deadpaint

I know he is struggling lately, but he wins way more than his share of stakes races out in California. If I stopped betting every jock that cost me big Pick Fours in the past six months, I would have no one left to bet.

LOL. So true. His failure to bring home Line One like a man after getting a dream trip in today's 6th will likely cost me a pick 4 and potentially a pick 6. He just sucks. Los Alamitos future star.

dirtyshirt · 01-19-2012, 04:52 PM

He ended up costing me both.

This one stung a little:

Santa Anita 3 $2.00 P6 2,6 / 4 / 1,3,7 / 1,10 / 7 / 2,4,5 $72.00 $135.20

Should have been a 10k winner. Cocksucker.

dirtyshirt · 01-20-2012, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirtyshirt

He ended up costing me both.

This one stung a little:

Santa Anita 3 $2.00 P6 2,6 / 4 / 1,3,7 / 1,10 / 7 / 2,4,5 $72.00 $135.20

Should have been a 10k winner. Cocksucker.

I bet him $100 W/P in today's first, Some people never learn.

jenroypa · 01-20-2012, 01:34 PM

Hovdey: Talamo rides through dry spell | Daily Racing Form

I have refused to bet Mike Smith for the longest time, and it has cost me. And I call him every name in the book when he does bring one in.

dirtyshirt · 01-20-2012, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jenroypa

Hovdey: Talamo rides through dry spell | Daily Racing Form

I have refused to bet Mike Smith for the longest time, and it has cost me. And I call him every name in the book when he does bring one in.

LOL. Mike Smith rides for big money. Joey just can't ride for fucking shit. Look at today's second race (SA) and look how much the best his horse is (#3). He just can't get it done. He will, and should, be gone soon.

01-08-2012, 06:23 PM	#1
dirtyshirt Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 896 Thanks: 68 Thanked 43 Times in 36 Posts Rep Power: 6	Fuck Joe Talamo Being a nice kid only gets you so far. He fucking sucks a cock at riding. His "ride" on Industry Leader (8-1)ML in the SA 7th cost me roughly 15-20k in late pick 4's. I was on track and ran down from the clubhouse and fucking let him have it. I even told him Kristin Mulhall might as well ride her own fucking horses in the race. (yes, that was dirtyshirt if you happened to be there. ) On a morbid note, before I walked back upstairs a horse flipped on GO-GO really badly on the concrete right in front of me. Broken leg for sure. Best wishes.

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01-08-2012, 07:40 PM	#2
dirtyshirt Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 896 Thanks: 68 Thanked 43 Times in 36 Posts Rep Power: 6	He's wouldn't be a top 5 jock at Los Alamitos. Canadian jocks are horrible, and they might have him beat. Fuck, even the girls in Australia ride better. I predict he's gone from SO-CAL very soon.

01-08-2012, 07:42 PM	#3
dirtyshirt Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 896 Thanks: 68 Thanked 43 Times in 36 Posts Rep Power: 6	W2W chick Sarah Rook (with her injuries) could beat him by open lengths in a match race. And Faith Schorr could kick his pansy ass after.

01-08-2012, 07:45 PM	#4
dirtyshirt Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 896 Thanks: 68 Thanked 43 Times in 36 Posts Rep Power: 6	Joel Rosario could sit backward on a full western saddle and beat him in a match race.

01-08-2012, 07:50 PM	#5
dirtyshirt Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 896 Thanks: 68 Thanked 43 Times in 36 Posts Rep Power: 6	Bumped into Kurt Hoover (who really is a class act) after Talamo's "ride". He said he struggled to be polite and said "Yeah, I didn't want point out the painfully obvious in my call." Does he call HRTV's races or something?

01-08-2012, 07:53 PM	#6
dirtyshirt Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 896 Thanks: 68 Thanked 43 Times in 36 Posts Rep Power: 6	You heard it @ HRT first: Several Thistledown, Suffolk Downs, Zia Park and Turf Paradise agents are reaching out to Talamo to get his book. He should only be allowed to ride the ponies to the gate IMO.

01-08-2012, 08:01 PM	#7
dirtyshirt Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 896 Thanks: 68 Thanked 43 Times in 36 Posts Rep Power: 6	Talamo so bad he's like 1 for his last 150. I want drunk Tyler back!

01-08-2012, 08:03 PM	#8
dirtyshirt Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 896 Thanks: 68 Thanked 43 Times in 36 Posts Rep Power: 6	Watching Talamo finish up on a mount is like watching Asians in the fast lane. They're going 15 miles an hour slower than everyone, and they're never going straight.

01-08-2012, 11:10 PM	#10
kingoftherapid Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Hot Springs, Arkansas Posts: 391 Thanks: 11 Thanked 22 Times in 17 Posts Rep Power: 4	seriously man? come on. at least be respectful to michael baze.

01-09-2012, 05:32 PM	#12
dirtyshirt Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 896 Thanks: 68 Thanked 43 Times in 36 Posts Rep Power: 6	However, I will say this: If Bernie from Weekend at Bernie's was strapped to a horse he would win WAY more races than Talamo.

01-09-2012, 06:11 PM	#13
rhgraham Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 99 Thanks: 2 Thanked 7 Times in 7 Posts Rep Power: 3	Talamo is not Canadian nor is he a "Canadian" jock.

01-11-2012, 04:31 PM	#15
rhgraham Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 99 Thanks: 2 Thanked 7 Times in 7 Posts Rep Power: 3	Chantel is decent in more ways then one. She's Canadian.

01-12-2012, 08:36 AM	#16
deadpaint Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 10 Thanks: 1 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Rep Power: 0	I know he is struggling lately, but he wins way more than his share of stakes races out in California. If I stopped betting every jock that cost me big Pick Fours in the past six months, I would have no one left to bet.

01-19-2012, 04:52 PM	#18
dirtyshirt Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 896 Thanks: 68 Thanked 43 Times in 36 Posts Rep Power: 6	He ended up costing me both. This one stung a little: Santa Anita 3 $2.00 P6 2,6 / 4 / 1,3,7 / 1,10 / 7 / 2,4,5 $72.00 $135.20 Should have been a 10k winner. Cocksucker.

01-20-2012, 01:34 PM	#20
jenroypa Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 113 Thanks: 20 Thanked 9 Times in 8 Posts Rep Power: 5	Hovdey: Talamo rides through dry spell \| Daily Racing Form I have refused to bet Mike Smith for the longest time, and it has cost me. And I call him every name in the book when he does bring one in.